FOOD JOKES

Pears are one of those fruits that quietly sit in the fruit bowl while bananas get all the attention. But give a pear a little … Read more

Plums do not get enough credit.They are sweet, juicy, colorful, and just a little mysterious. They can be purple, red, yellow, or even nearly black, … Read more

Mustard may be yellow, but its sense of humor is anything but mellow. It can turn an ordinary hot dog into a comedy prop, make … Read more

Fruit has a funny way of making almost everything better. A boring breakfast becomes a little brighter with strawberries. A grocery run becomes an adventure … Read more

If life feels a little bland, grab an avocado and add some avo-cool energy. Avocados have a special talent. They can turn toast into brunch, … Read more

Berries have a lot going for them. They are colorful, sweet, tiny enough to snack on by the handful, and somehow perfect for making terrible … Read more

If you love cheese, you already know that Gouda has a special place on the snack board. It is smooth, creamy, slightly nutty, and—most importantly … Read more

Mozzarella has a special talent: it makes almost everything better. Pizza? Better. Pasta? Better. A sandwich? Absolutely better. A bad joke? Well, add a little … Read more

Papayas are sweet, colorful, tropical, and just a little underrated. They sit quietly in the fruit bowl while bananas get all the attention and pineapples … Read more